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Theory of Everything Discovered by Mary Jackson


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Late last night on March 31st, 2014, the super-scientist, Mary Jackson, daughter of Frank Jackson and cousin of Washu Hakubi, discovered the Theory of Everything. Frank Jackson had locked Mary Jackson in a black-and-white room since her conception, whereby she could not come out of the room until she knew everything about color. Mary was given unlimited access to equipment and funds, which was supported by the Obama administration. Upon leaving, Mary Jackson left the room in the Frank Jackson residence in U.S.A., North America, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy only to become one with the universe.

 

When Mary was asked what she learned about color and if she experienced anything about color after having left the black-and-white room, Mary Jackson replied that she learned everything and experienced nothing new about color, because she already knew everything about color already. When asked to mathematically describe the Theory of Everything, Mary Jackson gave this formula:

 

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Physicists immediately speculated that the answer was 8.4. However, that answer was incorrect. The correct answer, as Mary Jackson pointed out was 42.

 

More to this can be found here.

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I am pretty sure this is supposed to be an April's fool joke. But then half of the threads in the speculations section are more or less like this. Of course the answer is still 42, but the question is still wrong.

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