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We get paid per post, medical benefits (blike mails us free tongue depressors) and a bonus for slapping trolls. I can't quit my day job yet, but if I ban a few more people, I can afford to go someplace nice on holiday.

 

Cuba maybe.

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While we're making demands, I want to know where you're getting those tongue depressors. The last batch you sent me were purple and green on one end and had kiddy jokes printed on them. Are those AMA approved?

Posted
That was really bad, but top marks for subtlety.
True. Forced, and not quite so subtle after I italicized it.
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We get paid per post' date=' medical benefits (blike mails us free tongue depressors) and a bonus for slapping trolls. I can't quit my day job yet, but if I ban a few more people, I can afford to go someplace nice on holiday.

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Can I quit Physics Forums, and join you guys?

 

The currency of choice is monopoly money' date=' and cigars.

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Oh, never mind. At least Greg gave all of us a $10 gift certificate from Amazon.com. :cool:

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Can I quit Physics Forums' date=' and join you guys?

 

 

 

Oh, never mind. At least Greg gave all of us a $10 gift certificate from Amazon.com. :cool:[/quote']Uh Oh! Now I've got to step it up :P:eek:

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I got yours because my tongue was really perky and needed to be depressed. You're getting my box of cigars this month as a signing bonus.

 

Can't I trade 'em in for a Margarita?

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Yes, only the mods are payed in power trips instead of money.

 

Joke all you want, if there were no Mods around, this site would be crawling with trolls.

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