Please help! What should I do?

[theorein]

I am a Christian. I became born again in 1997. Before I became a Christian, I wanted to become a Scientist. Some how 'things' became clear to me. Scientific things! It was like my mind was tuned into this Radio Station that broadcast solutions to Scientific problems.

 

The thing is I do not have colleg or University level Education. I am not a Matematician. I can solve problems.

 

The last problem I solved was 'How a bike works.'

 

The problem is, it is hard to convince anyone of my talent.

 

What should I do?

[Ophiolite]

If i was being cynical I would say "Try to get a grip on reality".

 

But I'll be practical instead. Explain to us, in clear, concise language, how a bicycle works. Once you have done that we can move on from there.

[John Cuthber]

I am a Christian. I became born again in 1997. Before I became a Christian, I wanted to become a Scientist. Some how 'things' became clear to me. Scientific things! It was like my mind was tuned into this Radio Station that broadcast solutions to Scientific problems.

 

The thing is I do not have colleg or University level Education. I am not a Matematician. I can solve problems.

 

The last problem I solved was 'How a bike works.'

 

The problem is, it is hard to convince anyone of my talent.

 

What should I do?

You should come to terms with the fact that a bright eight year old can see how a bike works.

[davidivad]

i too understand how a bike works.

my interpretation, however, may not be a new perspective.

i would love to see your vantage point.

please show me theorian.

[Ophiolite]

Braking News: I have heard that a new theory of bicycles has been going around. I think it's one of the big wheels in engineering who is pedaling it. (Or perhaps his spokesman.) Certainly we need something better than the tired old theories we have been saddled with. Does any of this ring a bell?

[Phi for All]

Braking News: I have heard that a new theory of bicycles has been going around. I think it's one of the big wheels in engineering who is pedaling it. (Or perhaps his spokesman.) Certainly we need something better than the tired old theories we have been saddled with. Does any of this ring a bell?

 

I don't think you should handlebar beverages any more today.

[Ophiolite]

 

I don't think you should handle bar beverages any more today.

But I bought them from a reputable chain store. Do you think I was framed?

[Phi for All]

But I bought them from a reputable chain store. Do you think I was framed?

 

Now I'm sorry I spoke at all.

[John Cuthber]

I'm getting tyred of this.

[imatfaal]

I was just getting geared up to saddle you lot with more puns when - for fork's sake - I noticed all the good ones had been taken. So rather than thinking more up whilst inner tube chain (say it aloud and remember I live in london) on the way home I axled myself do we need more?

[Phi for All]

I'm getting tyred of this.

 

Then you should grab your gear and jam.

[MigL]

How old are you guys ?

 

( immaturity, its what keeps us young )

[Phi for All]

How old are you guys ?

 

I'm shocked by the Surly question. Is this Trek a time trial? If we avoid a Giant suspension, wheel be used as test tube experiments on recumbent DNA.