CERN researchers confirm existence of the Force

[Spyman]

CERN announced today the first unequivocal evidence for the Force, from the laboratory's latest experiment, the Thermodynamic Injection Energy (TIE) detector, recently installed at the LHC. But the research community is divided over the discovery, dark-matter researchers remain unimpressed and dismiss the cosmological implications of the Force.

 

"The Force is what gives a particle physicist his powers," said CERN theorist Ben Kenobi of the University of Mos Eisley, Tatooine. "Its an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us; and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together."

http://home.web.cern.ch/about/updates/2015/04/cern-researchers-confirm-existence-force

[studiot]

Darn I thought I had it all bottled up in my hip flask that I keep for April whisky.

[Sato]

For anyone not keen to read the article, and unaware that this is April fools, it is a joke. Damn.

 

"Kenobi's seminal paper 'May the Force be with EU'"

Edited April 1, 2015 by Sato

[R-U-Bn?]

They are playing with the dark side. One day it will cost us all!
(Both joke and not joke.)
Non joke explanation, sci-fi style (Ode to Aasimov):
Triljards of years from now, the race that finally became enlightened dug back in the past. In the past before several Bing Bangs happened. In the past were several universes evolved, but never became enlightened. In the past were all universes were destroyed and banged again.
After long debate and hundreds of years of research, they finally discovered that Big Bangs -except the first one maybe, before which they could never gain any information- was nothing more than experiments from scientists trying to dig and dig, by the same natural curiosity that made them evolve, until -and in some past this would have been called Tolkienesk- they dug too deep! And BANG!

Edited April 1, 2015 by R-U-Bn?