I MAY WIN A NOBEL FOR THIS: IVE DISPROVED EVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!

[NeuroCurio]

So evolution insists that we were all spurted out like an orgasm out of flora and fionas arse.

 

OK, i can buy that.

 

We then turned into monkeys, and having bored ourselves jumping from treetop to treetop for a few million years, we decided to start climbing upwards now, swinging gaily up the rungs of the ladder of humanity.

 

And bingo, as the brand new 2000 belches forth here we are as hot and happy and..and HUMAN as ever was.

 

K, can buy dat too, if you really insist upon it.

 

Now what I cannot buy is this..

 

Arent you calling Angelina Jolie's great grandad a MONKEY?

Bugger that, arent you implying that Martin Luther Kings earliest forefather was an insignificant primivial sperm shout out of the passing whim of a woman called-heaven forbid-FIONA?

 

And she had a lesbian lover flora too..

 

 

Enough.