Teleporation with infinite mass

[GenModder7.0]

I have a theory that teleportation can be achieved by creating a point of infinite mass. I believe that the universe is just like Swiss cheese. Black holes are the holes. But all the holes are connected. If two people can coordinate and time it so one person goes though a black hole by using a black hole generator and the hole seals itself by sucking in itself. then the person who went in can come out a weak black hole by having a strong one suck him out as it closes itself.

[Strange]

I have a theory that teleportation can be achieved by creating a point of infinite mass.

 

Not very practical then. Even if the universe were infinite (and that is not clear) gathering its entire mass in one place would (a ) be difficult and (b) leave you nowhere to teleport to.

[swansont]

And at the end of it all, you're still inside of a black hole

[Phi for All]

I believe that the universe is just like Swiss cheese. Black holes are the holes. But all the holes are connected.

 

Does your hypothesis rely on the above being true? It seems like you think of black holes as big vacuum cleaners, rather than areas packed with extremely dense material.

 

How do such dense objects connect with each other?

[TJ McCaustland]

I have a theory that teleportation can be achieved by creating a point of infinite mass. I believe that the universe is just like Swiss cheese. Black holes are the holes. But all the holes are connected. If two people can coordinate and time it so one person goes though a black hole by using a black hole generator and the hole seals itself by sucking in itself. then the person who went in can come out a weak black hole by having a strong one suck him out as it closes itself.

That wouldn't really work...... Um..... First of all infinite mass can't really exist....... maybe in a quantum state...... but not easily AT ALL. Secondly..... even if all black holes connect (which is an IF with infinite mass) then they wouldn't be spitting out mass in normal matter.... maybe hawking radiation or if you wanna take a big jump off the scientific cliff into the speculative hypothetical abyss..... dark matter or energy (Yeah nobody really knows what happens when you pass the event horizon of even a vanilla Schwartzchild black hole.....) but maybe..... just maybe if you took out the infinite mass bit then you could possible do this by using a form of........ Quantum entanglement? Maybe? IDK? to get out of a black hole...... that is if you can actually figure out how to link the two (If they are not already linked as stated in the OP.)

[timo]

Not very practical then. Even if the universe were infinite (and that is not clear) gathering its entire mass in one place would (a ) be difficult and (b) leave you nowhere to teleport to.

Quite the contrary. If the universe has infinite mass then you only need a tiny fraction of the universe mass for your infinite-mass project.

[TheGeckomancer]

No because any amount of mass you could take. Would be finite. And therefore not achieve your goals. Beyond that this whole theory requires you to reverse entropy (by compressing mass and energy on a universal scale). The act of reversing entropy is about equally likely to creating a device that generates infinite energy or mass. It's that level of laws of physics breaking. I would legitimately believe you more if you said you rediscovered a lost form of magic.

 

Also isn't this theory excessively exotic and complicated? We already know that if you can generate a great enough gravitational field (mass is one way), this can massively warp space. Allowing for distance covering effects that are essentially teleportation. But it doesn't require all the energy in the universe.

Edited November 25, 2015 by TheGeckomancer

[TJ McCaustland]

No because any amount of mass you could take. Would be finite. And therefore not achieve your goals. Beyond that this whole theory requires you to reverse entropy (by compressing mass and energy on a universal scale). The act of reversing entropy is about equally likely to creating a device that generates infinite energy or mass. It's that level of laws of physics breaking. I would legitimately believe you more if you said you rediscovered a lost form of magic.

 

Also isn't this theory excessively exotic and complicated? We already know that if you can generate a great enough gravitational field (mass is one way), this can massively warp space. Allowing for distance covering effects that are essentially teleportation. But it doesn't require all the energy in the universe.

Or you can get a fancy pants Star Trek style Transporter and join me in Ten forward for coffee