Levels of Hell

[Rakdos]

Click here to see what level of hell you shall reside on when you die (if you belive that in sort of thing)?

 

i will reside on level 8

[mustang292]

This is my result:

 

Fifth Level of Hell

 

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

[ecoli]

First level! Yea, I win!

[-Demosthenes-]

HAHA--

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

[AzurePhoenix]

First level! Yea' date=' I win!

[/quote'] Pansy

 

I'm level seven. Yay!! I get to hang naked with poison fruit!! Which is wierd, cuz I'm actually quite lovable, once you start to worship me...

[Callipygous]

lol... 7, nice.

 

im level three. i get to sit out in the mud and rain with no shelter and have cerebus claw and bite me.

[psikeyhackr]

OK! I took the test and I got a page saying results could not be displayed. Too many people were taking the test and crashing the server.

 

Does that mean I go to the worst level of cyberhell for crashing a server?

 

psikeyhackr

[YT2095]

Purgatory

 

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

 

 

MWahahaaaaa... I managed to trick the Devil

[mcoy]

level 8, am stil going to hell :S

[BenSon]

holy shit level eight

 

~Scott

[Aardvark]

Level 8, cloaks of lead and no light.

 

Why am i getting flashbacks of school?

[jdurg]

I'll be in the 5th level of hell. Oddly enough, I don't mind Styx.

[Nevermore]

I'm a heratic.

Level 6 - The City of Dis

 

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Wow.

[YT2095]

any other level Zeros yet?

[dan19_83]

I'm level six aswell, it doesn't sound too nice!

[Flareon]

I got to level 6 where the Heretics go. I also scored high on Virtuous and Violent.

Yay, nuke all evil-doers for Jesus!

[AzurePhoenix]

I'll bet that in the real Hell, on level nine you'll be condemned to an eternity under the charge of an orgy of furbies.

[Bettina]

Geez....some of the questions are embarrasing....but this is what I got. Not bad for being an agnostic but at least I'm with Homer Simpson. .

Not much different than part of my life now.

 

Level 1 - Limbo

 

 

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

 

Bettina

[Apple3.14]

...stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, ....

 

serpents have hair?

[Callipygous]

serpents have hair?

 

serpents for hair. like snakes coming out of your head.

[mcoy]

so that test also means no one goes to heven directly?

[Dak]

level 8, am stil going to hell :S

holy shit level eight

Level 8, cloaks of lead and no light.

see you guys there

[BenSon]

I wonder what you have to do to end up in level 9 heh...Although i think level eight is a bit harsh i'm not that bad . Maybe I can get a plea bargain I think I could live in level 1 or purgatory they dont sound too bad what happens in levels two or three?

 

~Scott

[AzurePhoenix]

Limbo sounds nice, lots of insightful intellectuals to pass the time with. I'm withdrawn and am happily content in my misery anyway. I bet Einstein's there, considering it says all the other scientific and philosophical greats seem to be (what's that say about this particular theology?). I wonder if it's got a library?

[Dak]

I wonder what you have to do to end up in level 9

 

the lowest pit of hell is reserved for traitors and mutineers

 

to get to the 9th pit of hell do one of the following:

 

betray your ruler or country (treason)

betray jehovah

betray your family

mutiny

 

i assume that certain insults agains jehovah (like nobbing a nun) would also send you to the 9th pit.