Silvestru Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 12 minutes ago, DrP said: This true story came to mind earlier for some reason - thought I'd share it as it still makes me chuckle: Nearly 30 years ago I did work experience in an Analytical lab for quite a big firm that had a research lab, QC lab, Analytical lab and many other facilities. The rather old guy I worked for there was head of the Analytical department and was called Richard Peerless. He was a great old guy and I really respected him, so did everyone else. He was very encouraging to me and to all who worked for him. At the time the Human resource dept were making people were ID badges... I think they must have been toying with him a little when they put a little too many abbreviations on his badge - he wasn't impressed that it simply said on it: "Dick P - Anal Chemist". This still tickles me now. Haha funny but suspicious in the same time DrP. Or should I call you Dr. Peerless!?! Spoiler
DrP Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Silvestru said: Haha funny but suspicious in the same time DrP. Or should I call you Dr. Peerless!?! Reveal hidden contents lol - you're over thinking it. Although I have been called 'Dick' before - it is not my name.
mistermack Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 18 hours ago, mistermack said: Two skunks living down a hole. One called In, the other called Out. How did Out know if In was In or Out ? (it's not difficult, answer tomorrow if nobody gets it) Instinct. 1
Itoero Posted October 31, 2018 Posted October 31, 2018 This might come as a surprise but I'm very old. I saw the dead sea when it was still the sick sea.
Phi for All Posted October 31, 2018 Posted October 31, 2018 4 hours ago, Itoero said: This might come as a surprise but I'm very old. I saw the dead sea when it was still the sick sea. That must have been right after the Vitamin Sea dried up. 1
Itoero Posted November 13, 2018 Posted November 13, 2018 On 31/10/2018 at 8:23 PM, Phi for All said: That must have been right after the Vitamin Sea dried up. I don't know. I do have an interesting fast about zebra's.
michel123456 Posted November 18, 2018 Posted November 18, 2018 On 11/16/2018 at 5:18 PM, Itoero said: This is not a pipe. I am afraid this is too profound for this forum.
iNow Posted November 18, 2018 Posted November 18, 2018 1 hour ago, michel123456 said: I am afraid this is too profound for this forum. Sometimes a forum is just a forum
Itoero Posted November 19, 2018 Posted November 19, 2018 22 hours ago, michel123456 said: am afraid this is too profound for this forum That might be, it's a pro joke.
Moontanman Posted November 19, 2018 Posted November 19, 2018 4 nuns arrive at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. St. Peter is there to meet them with a bowl of Holy Water. St. Peter goes up to the first nun and says, "Have you ever touched a penis?" The first nun responds, "Yes I have. I have touched a penis with the tip of my finger." St. Peter holds out the bowl and says, "Dip your finger in this Holy Water, and be free to enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The first nun gladly follows the instruction and proceeds to enter Heaven. St. Peter goes to the second nun and again asks, "Have you ever touched a penis?" The second nun replies hesitantly, "Yes. I have touched a penis with my whole hand." St. Peter smiles and says, "Do not despair, simply dip your whole hand into the Holy Water and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The second nun quickly does as she is told and gladly steps forth into Heaven. At this point the fourth nun cuts in front of the third nun and says, "Listen, I better go next because I'm not gurgling that shit after she sticks her ass in it." 2
peglerbc Posted December 30, 2018 Posted December 30, 2018 Q: what do you do with dead chemist A: barium
Daedalus Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 (edited) I couldn't help myself... I made a parody of Trump. Feel free to share! Enjoy!!! Edited January 31, 2019 by Daedalus 2
Sirjon Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Funny things about Filipinos reading newspapers ads and everything - "Wanted Sales Rep"... what the heck, I don't have any idea of selling refs (refrigerators), let me look for another page! Damn it ... until now "Mr. Immediately is not yet been captured by the law enforcers? It still say here, "Wanted Immediately !"
peterwlocke Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) I am called a dick a lot. so much, in fact, it became my nickname. my name is Peter(not really screen name/easter egg but) Edited February 21, 2019 by peterwlocke
koti Posted February 24, 2019 Posted February 24, 2019 (edited) I found this somewhere online with the following comment which made me choke on my coffee. Math, not even once. Edited February 24, 2019 by koti
StringJunky Posted February 24, 2019 Posted February 24, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, koti said: I found this somewhere online with the following comment which made me choke on my coffee. Math, not even once. A genuine, eccentric scientist-mathematician. Edited February 24, 2019 by StringJunky
koti Posted February 24, 2019 Posted February 24, 2019 Just now, StringJunky said: A genuine eccentric scientist mathematician. He has my outmost respect and I would give a lot to have dinner with him but still the comment made me laugh.
StringJunky Posted February 24, 2019 Posted February 24, 2019 1 minute ago, koti said: He has my outmost respect and I would give a lot to have dinner with him but still the comment made me laugh. For all the the poverty on the outside, he's one of the richest inside...I'm sure he doesn't give 2 F's. 1
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