TheVat Posted February 7 Posted February 7 A woman finishes delivering the eulogy for her late husband and asks whether anyone in the assembled congregation would like to add anything. A man stands up and says, "Plethora," and sits down again. "Thank you," responds the woman. "That means a lot." Why do the Amish never water ski? It's too hard on the horses. 1
TheVat Posted February 21 Posted February 21 The CEO of IKEA is now the Prime Minister of Sweden. He is currently assembling his cabinet. 4
Moontanman Posted February 24 Posted February 24 On 1/7/2024 at 6:50 PM, TheVat said: Lady Chatterly and Mickey Mouse enter the public domain this year and all you get is this column.... https://archive.is/DvUSQ (paywall free screenshot of Alexandra Petri column in the Washington Post) Could have been a movie, Lady Chatterley's Mickey Mouse Lover?
zapatos Posted March 8 Posted March 8 I'm sitting here watching Ninotchka and heard this joke: A man enters a restaurant and asks the waiter to bring him a cup of coffee without cream. The waiter walks off then comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry sir but we are out of cream. Can I bring you a cup of coffee without milk?" 1
StringJunky Posted March 16 Posted March 16 3 hours ago, Moontanman said: Now that is funny! As soon as I saw it I belly laughed. It's also nice that it isn't nasty. 1
Moontanman Posted March 24 Posted March 24 17 hours ago, toucana said: Spotted this week in a very smart district of my hometown Whoa! Talk about passive aggressive!
StringJunky Posted March 24 Posted March 24 1 hour ago, Moontanman said: Whoa! Talk about passive aggressive! Revenge is a dish best served cold... like that. 2
TheVat Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Died at 54. From this anecdote I hypothesize that trying to please two women is exhausting and life-shortening.
toucana Posted March 25 Posted March 25 It's widely believed to be an artistic prank up in Clifton Village. This was the back-story: https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2024/mar/23/banksy-plaque-bristol-adulterer-banksy-artist-husband-roger?CMP=share_btn_url&fbclid=IwAR1ZNfDN7tK_aI2A_pIIRK9mcrug-1KZzaW3pZH7oqTNpTVO5OgA_1nIXOQ
swansont Posted March 25 Posted March 25 6 hours ago, toucana said: It's widely believed to be an artistic prank up in Clifton Village. This was the back-story: https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2024/mar/23/banksy-plaque-bristol-adulterer-banksy-artist-husband-roger?CMP=share_btn_url&fbclid=IwAR1ZNfDN7tK_aI2A_pIIRK9mcrug-1KZzaW3pZH7oqTNpTVO5OgA_1nIXOQ They checked the engraver but no mention of checking the obituary listings for Roger?
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