swansont Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Every year homeopathy doesn’t win a chemistry Nobel, the dilution increases, boosting its chances of winning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 2 hours ago, swansont said: Every year homeopathy doesn’t win a chemistry Nobel, the dilution increases, boosting its chances of winning. That really is a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 6 hours ago, swansont said: Every year homeopathy doesn’t win a chemistry Nobel, the dilution increases, boosting its chances of winning. When I'm tired, I like jokes that require less concentration. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genady Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 7 hours ago, swansont said: Every year homeopathy doesn’t win a chemistry Nobel, the dilution increases, boosting its chances of winning ... albeit only logarithmically. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansont Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 2 hours ago, Genady said: ... albeit only logarithmically. The agreement was there would be no fact-checking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringJunky Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 All mushrooms are edible. Some only once. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheVat Posted October 18 Share Posted October 18 (edited) On 10/11/2024 at 6:49 AM, StringJunky said: All mushrooms are edible. Some only once. Is that Terry Pratchett? Sounds like him. On a different (lower) plane of humour: With the passing of Mitzi Gaynor, I am reminded of this knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? (sings): Sam and Janet Evening... Edited October 18 by TheVat missing thingie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toucana Posted October 18 Share Posted October 18 Posted on X by David Coverdale (!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Imagine Everything Posted October 20 Share Posted October 20 I thought this was funny when I heard it on a film I watched the other day so... "I started reading a book about zero gravity I couldn't put it down" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imagine Everything Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 (edited) This joke isn't science related but it made me laugh and others when I told them. It also isn't my joke, I wish I could take credit for it but I can't. A saleswoman calls a household and a little boy answers it. He whispers "Hello? Who's that?" The saleswoman replies " I'm calling on behalf of my company, can I speak to your mum please?" The little boy again whispers "No, she's busy" So the saleswoman asks if she can speak to his dad. The little boy again whispers "No, he's busy too" A little confused, the saleswoman asks if there are any other adults in the house she can speak to. Once again the little boy whispers "Yes the firemen but they're busy too" The saleswoman is becoming concerned now and asks if there are any other adults in the house. The little boy yet again whispers "Yes the police but they're busy too" The saleswoman doesn't know what to think or who to ask for to speak to, so asks the little boy what they are all busy doing. The little boy again whispers "They're trying to find me" Edited October 21 by Imagine Everything typo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 Hmm. So...the boy is hiding where the house's landline is located, and that's in a place where trained personnel can't find you and no one hears the ring. I so want this joke to work, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordred Posted October 22 Share Posted October 22 (edited) 5 hours ago, TheVat said: Hmm. So...the boy is hiding where the house's landline is located, and that's in a place where trained personnel can't find you and no one hears the ring. I so want this joke to work, but... Give the boy a cell phone instead of a landline if that helps lol Edited October 22 by Mordred 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joigus Posted October 22 Share Posted October 22 True master of one-liners. The one about dating cracked me up! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted October 22 Share Posted October 22 I went to a costume party at a bar last weekend. I dressed up as a harp. When I walked into the bar, the bartender said, "Hey, what are you supposed to be?" I said, "I'm a harp." He said, " You're way to small to be a harp." I said, "Are you calling me a lyre?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethoflagos Posted October 22 Share Posted October 22 1 hour ago, TheVat said: I went to a costume party at a bar last weekend. I dressed up as a harp. When I walked into the bar, the bartender said, "Hey, what are you supposed to be?" I said, "I'm a harp." He said, " You're way to small to be a harp." I said, "Are you calling me a lyre?" I lost my harp in Sam Frank's disco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted October 23 Share Posted October 23 (edited) You answer quite slowly: a girl with colitis goes by. Edited October 23 by TheVat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mordred Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 1 hour ago, toucana said: Guess we found the QFT ghost field lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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