Phi for All Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 He might be a chef in a chili restaurant, rather than a chemist. That happened to a friend of mine, except he was chopping chilis for his party, then stepped into the shower for a quick rinse and started washing his favorite parts before he washed his hands.
lamironi Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 He might be a chef in a chili restaurant, rather than a chemist. I think he might be a chemist also
CaptainPanic Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 I think he might be a chemist also Apologies for a serious remark in the jokes thread, but I would just like to state that chefs are indeed chemists, and cooking is a form of (organic) chemistry. To compensate for being so serious, here's a lolcat: Have a good weekend!
Moontanman Posted May 30, 2014 Posted May 30, 2014 Hmmm, kinda puts a whole new twist on the definition of Centaur....
MonDie Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 In 3rd world countries, people die from eating nothing. In 1st world countries, they die from eating crap.
EdEarl Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 UnKNOWN PUNster said, "Never take God for granite." 2
Moontanman Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 This humor is a bit rough and may not be safe for work... Some of you that follow some of the formal debates on you tube will probably get it...
Moontanman Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 I can't prove it's photoshop but: How much would a gator that size weigh? How much force would it take to produce a visible distortion of the mesh of the fence? I would judge that gator as about 5 to 6 feet long, 100 to 150 pounds...
arc Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 I'll bet a triple with cheese she's not saying; "Could I get a small garden salad without dressing and a water."
Deepak Kapur Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 SCHOLARLY ACT A Scholar was going his way home. He unknowingly stepped on a babana peel, fell down and bruised his nose very badly. Somehow, he got up and started moving forwards. After walking for sometime, he saw another banana peel lying in his way. He stopped and started thinking about the second banana peel. After much deliberations in his mind, he said to himself, 'Oh my god! I will have to slip over this one also.'
Moontanman Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Possibly less dumb than whoever is taking the picture. There's no fence between the photographer and those teeth. However, I suspect photoshop. Also alligators are harmless unless you let get them a lot closer than this photographer was...
Moontanman Posted June 28, 2014 Posted June 28, 2014 The Predator is a jerk! https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-o7mZ-qUIryk/U4mfwJ9-rpI/AAAAAAAAk5s/NUvtJODy9CI/w286-h218-no/predator-asshole-gif-1283015.gif 1
imatfaal Posted June 29, 2014 Posted June 29, 2014 Robo-Coup He got 5% of the vote!!! and I found my new favourite "quote" The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity. ~Abraham Lincoln
John Cuthber Posted June 29, 2014 Posted June 29, 2014 When the ladies have finished laughing, they may wish to consider this "The first modern brassiere was patented by the German Christine Hardt in 1889" Also, re. Moontanman's comment that "Also alligators are harmless unless you let get them a lot closer than this photographer was.." Alligators are also potentially harmful if they get closer to you: they have legs. 1
Endy0816 Posted June 29, 2014 Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) Robo-Coup Rep. Lucas, a 20-year veteran of Congress, responded: Many things have been said about me, said to me in the course of all my campaigns. This is the first time I’ve ever been accused of being a body double or a robot. He did not have to wait long. The very first question was: "Mr. First Minister, are you a robot?" Demerzel simply stared calmly and let the tension build. Then he smiled, his body shook slightly, and he laughed. It was not a loud uproarious laugh, but it was a rich one, the laugh of someone enjoying a moment of fantasy. It was infectious. The audience tittered and then laughed along with him. Demerzel waited for the laughter to die down and then, eyes twinkling, said, "Must I really answer that? Is it necessary to do so?" He was still smiling as the screen darkened. http://www.ebook2u.org/sf/Isaac24/27771.html At least we know it is a fan of Asimov. Edited June 29, 2014 by Endy0816
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