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When the ladies have finished laughing, they may wish to consider this

"The first modern brassiere was patented by the German Christine Hardt in 1889"

 

 

Also, re. Moontanman's comment that

"Also alligators are harmless unless you let get them a lot closer than this photographer was.."

Alligators are also potentially harmful if they get closer to you: they have legs.

 

 

I deal with them all the time, a month ago on a population study we had three of them shadow us while we seined... Just big babies... :unsure: Actually it's quite unnerving to see them glide silently past while their eyes follow you and you are in water up to your neck, give you a face to face look, but they generally don't eat something as big as a human, but they take dogs quite a bit and I saw a guy fight one in his back yard with or over a lawn mower, I'm not sure which...

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I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but does anyone else find it strange that he keeps painting pictures of my parents fighting?

Posted

I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but does anyone else find it strange that he keeps painting pictures of my parents fighting?

 

Now that is funny. If you had said "pornographic pictures of my mother" then, well...

Posted

I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but does anyone else find it strange that he keeps painting pictures of my parents fighting?

 

Where's your dad at?

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted (edited)

I just invented this one.

 


 

"I'm a Christian!"

 

"Why are you a Christian?"

 

"Because Jews are thieves, muslims are terrorists, and atheists are commies!"

 

 

edit note: He didn't need to be Christian; it was merely incidental. You can make him an atheist if you want! :P

Edited by MonDie
Posted

I just invented this one.

 


 

"I'm a Christian!"

 

"Why are you a Christian?"

 

"Because Jews are thieves, muslims are terrorists, and atheists are commies!"

 

 

edit note: He didn't need to be Christian; it was merely incidental. You can make him an atheist if you want! :P

 

I'm a Christian!

 

Why are you a Christian?

 

Because I worship a Jew, I'm almost a Muslim, and I'm almost an atheist.

  • 3 weeks later...

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