The Official JOKES SECTION :)

[TransformerRobot]

[MonDie]

That cat raises some philosophical questions.

[TransformerRobot]

[Moontanman]

Edited September 5, 2014 by Moontanman

[TransformerRobot]

[Sensei]

[John Cuthber]

Weird how that keeps happening with different nationalities.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthouse_and_naval_vessel_urban_legend

[arc]

 

Hopefully she won't notice I wrecked her car.

[EdEarl]

 

Edited September 19, 2014 by EdEarl

[Moontanman]

http://www.tickld.com/x/why-you-should-never-mess-with-an-engineer-this-is-priceless

http://assets.amuniversal.com/0bc889f000bf01328df1005056a9545d

[Moontanman]

The Wisdom Of Emo Phillips

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips

[Moontanman]

[CaptainPanic]

(Funny all 10 minutes, but my favorite bit is after 3 minutes until the end).

[Moontanman]

Entertain with physics...

 

 

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-u2WXrR-Y6Zc/VCLdxNXv3yI/AAAAAAAAWz0/LIEkChQZ37o/w506-h380/timing.gif

Edited September 24, 2014 by Moontanman

[EdEarl]

[arc]

[Moontanman]

[Externet]

This can be cruel to some, pleasant to others...

 

----> http://www.cnbc.com/id/102029217#.

[knyazik]

Not really a joke more of a hilarious historical fact. Guess who discovered and popularized the horsepower? It was Mr. Watt... Bet he's kicking himself in the shins right now

[Moontanman]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-9TGu4P2U6wc/VCtKG9QgkrI/AAAAAAAASn0/ZHRAlNquvxI/w506-h897/14%2B-%2B1

[Moontanman]

Irony...

 

 

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-jSo1FQ5Lm2w/VC6tfcLN6NI/AAAAAAAABWI/3znufAdksmU/w506-h418/2014%2B-%2B1

[Moontanman]

Nicklaus Cage in left behind...

 

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RFC2J-A_slY/VDDqDR-9a7I/AAAAAAAADl8/ryoceucMfQ4/w506-h421/14%2B-%2B1

[arc]

Nicklaus Cage in left behind...

 

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RFC2J-A_slY/VDDqDR-9a7I/AAAAAAAADl8/ryoceucMfQ4/w506-h421/14%2B-%2B1

 

I really could have lived the rest of my life without seeing that!

[BusaDave9]

 

I really could have lived the rest of my life without seeing that!

I agree. It's kinda hard to wipe that from your memory.

[TJ McCaustland]

Ok so a physicist walks into a drug store (1960's era) and orders a soda. And at some point in his order the boy taking it asks what he does for a living, and he says "Well i'm a physicist" and so the boy says "Oh so you're a physisisisist," and he says yes, so the boy then asks him "OK Mr. phyisisisist wanna physisisisy soda?"