michel123456 Posted October 22, 2016 Posted October 22, 2016 What says Tarzan when he sees his elephants coming? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "There come my elephants".
koti Posted October 24, 2016 Posted October 24, 2016 (edited) I find this very amusing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM&app=desktop Edited October 24, 2016 by koti 1
imatfaal Posted October 25, 2016 Posted October 25, 2016 I find this very amusing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM&app=desktop So how long before I can get "if it bleeds we can kill it" out of my head?
koti Posted October 25, 2016 Posted October 25, 2016 So how long before I can get "if it bleeds we can kill it" out of my head? "Soooomethiiing's oooout theeeere waaaaitiiing foooor uuuus" so you have to fight imatfaal. Also "it's a solo campain now" so better keep in mind that "if it bleeds we can kill it"
Phi for All Posted October 25, 2016 Posted October 25, 2016 What says Tarzan when he sees his elephants coming? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "There come my elephants". What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? Grapes are purple. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? "Here come the grapes!" (she was colorblind) 1
michel123456 Posted October 25, 2016 Posted October 25, 2016 How can an elephant cross a river without getting wet? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He jumps from water lily to water lily.
Endy0816 Posted October 25, 2016 Posted October 25, 2016 How did the elephant cross the streams? It didn't. Only humans are crazy enough to cross the streams! 1
koti Posted October 26, 2016 Posted October 26, 2016 This guy is awesomely nutts, look up his other videos: 1
Raider5678 Posted November 1, 2016 Posted November 1, 2016 I over heard an odd conversation between my 2 buddies. One of them, was asking the other how he should ask a girl out. He's had a long time crush on someone, and was finally going to ask her out. Either way he decided to ask my other friend how to do so, which is a completely idiotic idea. Ironically he gave a simple piece of odd advice. "Tell her best friend your planning on asking said girl out, and if the answer is yes then said girl will start hanging around you a lot more. Then you ask her." So basically bet your dating advice on someones inability to keep a secret. Yep. Completely concrete. He's now dating her.
DrKrettin Posted November 1, 2016 Posted November 1, 2016 So basically bet your dating advice on someones inability to keep a secret. Yep. Completely concrete. A woman's inability. Absolutely concrete. (I don't care if that is sexist)
Raider5678 Posted November 1, 2016 Posted November 1, 2016 A woman's inability. Absolutely concrete. (I don't care if that is sexist) I don't know. Worked for him, maybe I should try it lol
imatfaal Posted November 1, 2016 Posted November 1, 2016 A woman's inability. Absolutely concrete. (I don't care if that is sexist) Or perhaps the fact that women think about these things a lot more and a lot deeper - the best friend saw right through the little deception and correctly surmised that the suitor wanted his troth plighted through indirect means.
koti Posted November 1, 2016 Posted November 1, 2016 A woman's inability. Absolutely concrete. (I don't care if that is sexist) Be careful, you might lure one out to turn your world into a living hell thus changing your view on their inability BTW...I presume you must have read that "Grammar" thread and then chose to correct me in that "Voynich" thread. Thank you I guess Or perhaps the fact that women think about these things a lot more and a lot deeper - the best friend saw right through the little deception and correctly surmised that the suitor wanted his troth plighted through indirect means. Men (young men) both gossip and think deeply about these things too, you'd be surprised Thanks for your autobiography/biography suggestion, I like the idea I don't know. Worked for him, maybe I should try it lol Don't do it man, it's a trap. Here, Eddie's got it all figured out:
Raider5678 Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 Don't do it man, it's a trap. Here, Eddie's got it all figured out: Yes, yes he does. You should tell the other 15 boys who've gotten hooked up.
Moontanman Posted November 6, 2016 Posted November 6, 2016 And yet they wonder why we have gun problems...
Raider5678 Posted November 7, 2016 Posted November 7, 2016 http://www.scienceforums.net/topic/100526-is-abortion-ethical/page-3 Is now a bad time to say he started it?
dimreepr Posted November 7, 2016 Posted November 7, 2016 Only if you don't get it. Sorry everyone, I should have resisted...
Moontanman Posted November 27, 2016 Posted November 27, 2016 (edited) For all you who think gun cannot save your life!!! Edited November 27, 2016 by Moontanman 2
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