Moontanman Posted May 31, 2013 Posted May 31, 2013 Creationist wedding hazard.... You'll need a prescription for that.... 1
Moontanman Posted June 2, 2013 Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) Take me to your leader! Edited January 27, 2014 by Moontanman 2
MonDie Posted June 3, 2013 Posted June 3, 2013 Tee hee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euclidean_geometry#Bridge_of_Asses
Moontanman Posted June 3, 2013 Posted June 3, 2013 I don't know how to make this little flic play here but this is seriously funny.... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=490815927671395&set=vb.432290810190574&type=2&theater 1
michel123456 Posted June 3, 2013 Posted June 3, 2013 (edited) Summer came with its joke, I don't know if you will find it funny but I did: Translation: THIS IS A GERMAN TOURIST GIRL TAKING A SUN BATH NO, NOT THIS ONE,SHE IS A GREEK GIRL, ... THE OTHER GIRL IN THE BACK. Edited June 3, 2013 by michel123456 1
Moontanman Posted June 3, 2013 Posted June 3, 2013 I don't get it. Of course not TR, it's probably still snowing where you are....
TransformerRobot Posted June 4, 2013 Posted June 4, 2013 No, I mean, is the German girl the paler one?
Phi for All Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 Bob goes out and buys a parrot. The first day, he teaches the bird to say, "Who is it?" whenever the apartment doorbell rings. He's so pleased, he tells the bird he's going to go back to the pet store and get the bird a nice treat. While Bob is gone, the bird hears the doorbell ring and says, "Who is it?" A voice from the other side of the door says, "It's the plumber. The landlord said your faucets were leaking and I'm here to fix them." The bird repeats, "Who is it?" "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'm here to fix the leaks!" the man insists. "Who is it?" The man begins screaming. "IT'S THE PLUMBER! YOU CALLED TO HAVE YOUR LEAKY FAUCETS FIXED AND I'M HERE! PLEASE LET ME IN!" Predictably, the bird asks, "Who is it?" The plumber loses his cool and starts jumping up and down. "FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, I'VE TOLD YOU THREE GODDAMN TIMES, IT'S THE PLUMBER!!!" Suddenly, the man grabs his chest and keels over right there in the hall. When Bob gets back, he sees the dead stranger in front of his apartment door. He drops his bags and kneels down, exclaiming, "Oh my God, who is it?" From inside the apartment, he hears the bird say, "IT'S THE PLUMBER!" 4
MonDie Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 Moontanman's here with the dignifiedly appealing equivalent of my cartoon.
Moontanman Posted June 8, 2013 Posted June 8, 2013 Moontanman's here with the dignifiedly appealing equivalent of my cartoon.I remember actually buying that issue of Mad magazine.... 3
MonDie Posted June 8, 2013 Posted June 8, 2013 I remember actually buying that issue of Mad magazine.... I meant the OPUS cartoon. It starts off roughly the same, but nobody takes a poop.
SamBridge Posted June 9, 2013 Posted June 9, 2013 (edited) This is for you sci-fi fans How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb? No more nor any less than exactly one point zero zero. Edited June 9, 2013 by SamBridge 1
TransformerRobot Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 ^ When time travel is used the wrong way. 1
MonDie Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) The power of optimismhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50cZMFk3zhAI thought Moontanman might enjoy this one. It's by the same guy as the "context!!!" video posted by pwagen.http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=4_G9awnDCmgSome Inaccuracies: My textbook said hundreds of millions of sperm per day, not 50 million, and wiki.answers agrees with that. Also, AFAIK, men aren't biologically predisposed to have a stronger sex-drive; there are various hypotheses given for the strength of the female sex-drive. Other than that, it seems correct. Edited June 18, 2013 by Mondays Assignment: Die 2
Daedalus Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 (edited) A religious person was seated next to an atheist on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The atheist, who had just started to read her book, replied to the stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the religious person. "How about why there is a God, or Heaven and Hell, or life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The religious person, visibly surprised by the atheist's question, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm..., I have NO idea." which the atheist replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?" ...she then went back to reading her book. Edited June 18, 2013 by Daedalus 5
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