The Official JOKES SECTION :)

[Strange]

17 minutes ago, koti said:

We could come up with a bunch of these hilarious jokes... consisting of say; Belgian chips with mayonese and paedophilia, or Belgian choccolate and rape. Wouldn’t that be fun. 

Challenge accepted:

Q: What does Itoero post on science forums?

A: Belgian waffle.

Edited March 20, 2018 by Strange

[Itoero]

22 minutes ago, koti said:

Oh thats just hilarious isn’t it. Complete lack of any empathy towards a living person by putting an equall sign between a child and take away food - as a punchline in a joke. Its almost as funny as skinning a cat for fun.

We could come up with a bunch of these hilarious jokes... consisting of say; Belgian chips with mayonese and paedophilia, or Belgian choccolate and rape. Wouldn’t that be fun. 

Yes that would be fun. plz start with those jokes!

[koti]

37 minutes ago, Itoero said:

Yes that would be fun. plz start with those jokes!

Naw, this ones better. And a lot more controversial which makes it more fun:

 

 

[michel123456]

Belgian joke?

A couple of Belgians go for skying in the French Alps. They are asking for the same ski instructor they had last year but they cannot recall his name.

How was he? Can you describe him?

_Yes he was wearing a suit with colors blue white red.

_Hum, all instructors here wear that colors (it is the French flag). Do you remember anything else?

_Euh yes, I think he has two anuses.

_???two anuses, how do you know he has 2 anuses?

_Because when he crossed with other instructors they always asked him :"How are you doing with your two arseholes?"

 

Edited March 21, 2018 by michel123456

[John Cuthber]

On 3/20/2018 at 2:35 PM, koti said:

Oh thats just hilarious isn’t it. Complete lack of any empathy towards a living person by putting an equall sign between a child and take away food - as a punchline in a joke. Its almost as funny as skinning a cat for fun.

We could come up with a bunch of these hilarious jokes... consisting of say; Belgian chips with mayonese and paedophilia, or Belgian choccolate and rape. Wouldn’t that be fun. 

Why leap to the conclusion that adoption is a bad thing?

(Obligatory jokes to prove I'm not going off topic)

Q. What is the difference between a duck?

A. One of it's legs are both the same.

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A A stick.
 

 

Edited March 21, 2018 by John Cuthber

[MarkE]

How do you call a piece of classical music composed for pedophiles?

"Symphony in A minor".

[Strange]

14 hours ago, John Cuthber said:

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

One of the best jokes of all time.

14 hours ago, John Cuthber said:

Why leap to the conclusion that adoption is a bad thing?

I don't think the problem is with adoption but treating people as objects. (But as others seem to have stooped even lower in the name of "comedy" maybe we should let that one go.)

 

Ob. Joke:

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a Double Entendre. So he gives her one.

Edited March 22, 2018 by Strange

[koti]

Copenhagen-based artist Johan Deckmann examines the complications of life through clever titles painted on the covers of fictional self-help books that appear to tackle life’s biggest questions, fears, and absurdities:

https://www.sadanduseless.com/2018/03/diy/

[Itoero]

What do you think is important on a first date?

-That my wife isn't there.

[Itoero]

I was never in an hurricane but I have been in an Irma.

[koti]

On 30.03.2018 at 3:53 PM, Itoero said:

What do you think is important on a first date?

-That my wife isn't there.

 

On 31.03.2018 at 2:21 PM, Itoero said:

I was never in an hurricane but I have been in an Irma.

I got one too:

A guy scratches his nails on a chalk board all day long.

 

[Outrider]

On 3/21/2018 at 2:37 PM, John Cuthber said:

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

 

On 3/22/2018 at 4:41 AM, Strange said:

One of the best jokes of all time.

Without a doubt! My daughter was in the third grade when she came home one day and told me that joke. We still laugh about it now.

Some time later she came home and told me this one.

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a little boogie in it.

[StringJunky]

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

[zapatos]

There is a new organization supporting dyslexics. It is called DMA; Mothers Against Dyslexia

[John Cuthber]

Dyslexics of the world untie!

 

That's probably enough dyslexics jokes (though I still wonder why the word's so hard to spell.

[Strange]

6 minutes ago, John Cuthber said:

That's probably enough dyslexics jokes

OK. But did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac who lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog?

[zapatos]

...or the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?

[Raider5678]

55 minutes ago, zapatos said:

There is a new organization supporting dyslexics. It is called DMA; Mothers Against Dyslexia

It honestly just sounds like they're going mad to me.......

[Phi for All]

4 hours ago, John Cuthber said:

That's probably enough dyslexics jokes (though I still wonder why the word's so hard to spell.

When life hands you melons....

[Silvestru]

Not exactly a joke or much related to science but I LOL'd  

[koti]

[koti]

Brutally Honest Logos.

 

 

[dimreepr]

15 minutes ago, koti said:

Brutally Honest Logos.

 

Lol +1

[Moontanman]

[Moontanman]

Edited April 28, 2018 by Moontanman