The Official JOKES SECTION :)

[EdEarl]

[knyazik]

 

Ha. That's a good one. You should post it in the political humor!

[EdEarl]

[EdEarl]

[fiveworlds]

[arc]

[Externet]

 

To print and hang...

Notice to all employees:

We've just been notified by Security that there have been

six suspected terrorists working out of your office.

Five of the

six have been apprehended. Bin Sleeping, Bin Loafing, Bin

Goofing, Bin Lunching and Bin Drinking have been taken

into custody.

Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the

description of the sixth cell member, Bin Working, at your

office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's

Bin Working will be very easy to spot.

You are obviously not a suspect at this time.

[Moontanman]

Edited November 26, 2014 by Moontanman

[EdEarl]

There are always some citizens of the USA who are anti immigration, and sometimes like now it is strong and vocal. Here is one cartoonist's comment that refers to the Europeans who came to the Americas few hundred years ago, were greeted by the native "Indians," who helped them survive by offering food. Then, as the European immigrants grew in number they "stole" the land from the natives. That is how living natives view the history of America. "Thanksgiving" is a US holiday that celebrates a bountiful harvest.

[EdEarl]

Town plays practical joke:

 

 

magazine.good.is

 

In preparation for an upcoming neo-Nazi march in the small Bavarian town of Wunsiedel, local residents decided to fight back in a hilariously perfect way: by sponsoring each of the 250 fascist participants. According to Heeb Magazine, "For every metre they walked, €10 went to a programme called EXIT Deutschland, which helps people escape extremist groups."

 

The anti-semitic walkers didn't figure out the town's scheme until they had already started their march, and by that time, it was too late to turn back. The end result? The neo-Nazis raised more than $12,000 to fund programs to put an end to neo-Nazis.

 

[EdEarl]

[Moontanman]

Edited December 3, 2014 by Moontanman

[imatfaal]

Lovely joke - but I think I will call hoax. Great job though. Oh well

 

Although they do have some great ads

[fiveworlds]

[EdEarl]

[fiveworlds]

[MonDie]

Suspension feeders are so interesting...

 

 

and so are star fish.

[Phi for All]

Suspension feeders are so interesting...

 

and so are star fish.

 

So the joke is...?

 

How about, "If you want big mussels, you have to work hard and suck it up!"

 

Or, "She wanted to be a big star, but ran out of clams and ended up dancing on a pole."

[MonDie]

How about, "Stars may seem charming and innocent, until they explode their stomach inside you."

Edited December 8, 2014 by MonDie

[Unity+]

 

It depends on the cheese you use. SFN Cheese Nips are made with Tetilla:

 

They more look like Hershey's Kisses than actual nipples, though you could argue they are the samething.

[Phi for All]

They more look like Hershey's Kisses than actual nipples, though you could argue they are the samething.

 

I don't know. One is a creamy, sensual delight that never fails to satisfy when you pop one in your mouth, and the other is made of chocolate.

[arc]

[MonDie]

Okay, haha, joke's up. You can call off the angry mob now.

[arc]

 

Free to a good home.

Has eaten so many mice its starting to look like one.

[Moontanman]

Sometimes the truth is the best humor...

 

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2014/12/worst-science-denial-2014

 

And the incoming chair of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee is none other than James Inhofe (R-Okla.), who actually believes that global warming is a hoax orchestrated by Barbra Streisand. You can't make this stuff up.