imatfaal Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdEarl Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel123456 Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 (edited) Hello, Stanexpo company? I am in charge of the Creationist convention. Some letters are missing. It is embarrassing. Edited January 15, 2017 by michel123456 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonDie Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Presents a Venn digram, "Of course, not all autistics are atheist, and not all atheists are autistic" *rolls eyes* *throws up alittle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdEarl Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel123456 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 If Donald Trump published an academic article http://imgur.com/BYn8rVv 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 If Donald Trump published an academic article http://imgur.com/BYn8rVv Whoa, almost as torturous as the real thing! What I'd like to see is how he'd handle the incident where Bush II had a shoe thrown at him. Bush dodged, but would Donald duck? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 If Donald Trump published an academic article http://imgur.com/BYn8rVv That was the best research paper I've ever read, it really is. It has lots of facts, tons of alternative facts you know. The best facts filled with the best numbers and alternative data, but the best data... ROFL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nature Geek Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 If Donald Trump published an academic article http://imgur.com/BYn8rVv I didn't think Donald Trump could write anything longer than 140 characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel123456 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I didn't think Donald Trump could write anything longer than 140 characters. I guess old jokes about Ronald Reagan will resurface soon. Like when the Presidential library went into fire. The President was in deep consternation. The library contained 4 books. And he had colorized only one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKrettin Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Just in case Strange reads this thread: A lawyer named Strange passed away. His friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for a passerby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.However, he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, "That's Strange." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imatfaal Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I guess old jokes about Ronald Reagan will resurface soon. Like when the Presidential library went into fire. The President was in deep consternation. The library contained 4 books. And he had colorized only one. I think that one was originally about Gerald Ford - I remember my mum telling it about Reagan and explaining that she heard it first about an earlier president. It's good to recycle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel123456 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I think that one was originally about Gerald Ford - I remember my mum telling it about Reagan and explaining that she heard it first about an earlier president. It's good to recycle lol. I just found a site with a lot of jokes about Pdt Bush. It is now recycling against Trump. Google Bush jokes and you will find it. My preferred is this one: I knew it as "Bush visiting an elementary school": Slightly out of date but recyclable. Ashcroft Visits an Elementary School Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After the typical civics presentation, he announces, "All right, boys and girls, you can all ask me questions now." A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have 3 questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties? 3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?" Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground. Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and again. Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me questions." A young girl raises her hand and says, "I have 5 questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties? 3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet? 4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? 5. Where's Bobby?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nature Geek Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I think that one was originally about Gerald Ford - I remember my mum telling it about Reagan and explaining that she heard it first about an earlier president. It's good to recycle I first heard it about Nixon, and I don't think that was original. Might have started with Washington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 A girl I used to date had a seashell tattooed on the inside of her leg. If I put my ear on the seashell, I could smell the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrmDoc Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 "If nothing's faster than light, how did the dark get there first?"--Yeah, it's probably an old joke, but it gave me a chuckle today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raider5678 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Scientists recently found life on Mars!!!! Curiosity saw a feline creature walk in front of it while it was on the move and sent the images to scientists back on earth. Scientists on earth were amazed! But due to the delay of the radio signals between Earth and Curiosity, they sent the signal to stop too late. Curiosity ran it over. Curiosity, killed the cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sriman Dutta Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 LOL ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Next time we elect a president we need to make sure he has no circumcision scars around his neck... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sriman Dutta Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 (edited) HMMMMMM....... Edited March 25, 2017 by Sriman Dutta 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Externet Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 -The latin hell-Two guys happen to die at the same time in their countries, Germany and somewhere in Latin America.While waiting in line for Saint Peter to decide their destiny, they got into a intense conversation, and found their affinity to each other, having lots of fun and interesting talk.When they reach Saint Peter, and the history of their lives examined, they are both sent to hell. They start walking towards hell, and Saint Peter stops them, directing each to their corresponding hell !So the guys that had a very good time and thought that would continue in hell, had to separate.The rules said that they would have only one day of vacation a year.The punishment in hell was that every minute, they would get a bucket of shit poured over them.So both went to their separate punishments, and after looong 365 days later, they found each other again, at recess, as their days coincided.The German was covered in putrid shit hair to toes, complaining that without fault, every minute got a bucket poured over him with total precision and the latin guy felt bad for him. The German, found the latin guy smelling like roses, dressed in a white suit, immaculate white shirt, neat tie, well shaved and groomed, shiny shoes, a total dandy, and asked... Hey, I have been suffering the worst of the punishments during a year and find you fresh as fresh can be. What happened ?Well, says the latin... in the latin hell, when there is shit there is no bucket; when there is a bucket there is no shit; when there is shit and bucket, there is no one to pour it on you...[if you can refine this, please do. My English could be better] 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sriman Dutta Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 3 jok€s that only sm@rt p€0pl€ wi11 underst@nd....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nature Geek Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 HMMMMMM....... I have a dog, a whippet named Devo. He usually is well behaved, and when he is I say "Whippet, whippet good". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sriman Dutta Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 LØL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NimrodTheGoat Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on a pencil it turned into diamond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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