Moontanman Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/102592208660177072021/photos/photo/111273953323011908818/6469085285026238210 A gif, I couldn't get it to display.. Edited September 23, 2017 by Moontanman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 I tried to put 'penis' as password but it's too short. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sriman Dutta Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Fill in the blanks: f__k s_x boo_s p_n_s Here's the answers: fork,six,boots,pants. How many of you got them correctly ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I got a fine of 60 euro for peeing outdoor. But I payed 100 euro because I had to take a shit as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvestru Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 I miss having a Billy on this forum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrP Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 What do alcoholic Nazis do?...... ......Seek Ale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvestru Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 22 minutes ago, DrP said: What do alcoholic Nazis do?...... ......Seek Ale! I don't get it (I hope the reply won't be: But your mum sure does.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrP Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Silvestru said: I don't get it "Sieg hail" Was a Nazi chant. It meant 'Hail Victory' I think. It sounds the same as 'seek ale' Ale is beer - an alcoholic beverage. 6 minutes ago, Silvestru said: (I hope the reply won't be: But your mum sure does.) Ha ha ha - No, but last night though!... ;-) - just kidding - your mum is too hairy for me and her claws and teeth are too sharp. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvestru Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 1 minute ago, DrP said: "Sieg hail" Was a Nazi chant. It meant 'Hail Victory' I think. It sounds the same as 'seek ale' Aaah sorry I'm a bit slow in the morning. Plus I am not as familiar as you with Nazi chants so I had no chance to get it You learn something new every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimreepr Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? Tell them, the natural diet of an asylum seeker is paedophiles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordief Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 24 minutes ago, dimreepr said: How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? Tell them, the natural diet of an asylum seeker is paedophiles... that's an unnatural diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimreepr Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 44 minutes ago, geordief said: that's an unnatural diet. I'm guessing you read the Daily Mail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 What did the British particle physicist say when he got accepted to work at LHC? SMASHING! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koti Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Thought I'd make a vaccine meme. Hope you like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Bilbos Danny!!! I said Bilbos!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koti Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Here's an old Bridge joke from the time when I was learning to play Bridge in late 80's:Two couples met on a Friday night to play Bridge. The next morning one husband calls the other and says:1 - Buddy, I'm sorry I have to say this to you but we were missing money after last night.2 - Oh man, are you seriously considering we took your money?!1 - Naw, we found the money but the bad taste is still there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 2 hours ago, koti said: Two couples met on a Friday night to play Bridge. The next morning one husband calls the other and says:1 - Buddy, I'm sorry I have to say this to you but we were missing money after last night.2 - Oh man, are you seriously considering we took your money?!1 - Naw, we found the money but the bad taste is still there. Nice, very subtle. Reminds me of some of the Yiddish jokes I've heard, where the punch line is very low-key. A man goes to visit his aged father and finds him in front of the television. Son: "Hey Poppa, what're you doing?" Dad: "Watching basketball." Son: "What's the score?" Dad: "86 to 82." Son: "Who's winning?" Dad: "86." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koti Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cuthber Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 That's a little bit frightening, and (perhaps unexpectedly) about 40 years too late. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Why do orkanes get female names? At fist they are wild and wet but finally they take your house. Edited December 12, 2017 by Itoero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koti Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Tom Morello was the guitarist in „Rage against the Maschine” and „Audioslave” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) https://www.pinterest.com/pin/48695239701720712/ Edited December 16, 2017 by Moontanman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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