Nonsensical paper accepted for conference

[DrKrettin]

A nonsensical paper generated by iOS autocomplete has been accepted by an international conference on atomic and nuclear physics in Atlanta, Georgia.They must have considered gobbledegook to be as impressive as their other entries.

 

Grauniad newspaper

[koti]

This excerpt sounds even worse than the worst crackpots posting on this forum:

“The atoms of a better universe will have the right for the same as you are the way we shall have to be a great place for a great time to enjoy the day you are a wonderful person to your great time to take the fun and take a great time and enjoy the great day you will be a wonderful time for your parents and kids"

Edited October 22, 2016 by koti

[geordief]

This excerpt sounds even worse than the worst crackpots posting on this forum:

 

“The atoms of a better universe will have the right for the same as you are the way we shall have to be a great place for a great time to enjoy the day you are a wonderful person to your great time to take the fun and take a great time and enjoy the great day you will be a wonderful time for your parents and kids"

 

Tax robots now!! What do we want? D.C.

Edited October 22, 2016 by geordief

[StringJunky]

This excerpt sounds even worse than the worst crackpots posting on this forum:

 

“The atoms of a better universe will have the right for the same as you are the way we shall have to be a great place for a great time to enjoy the day you are a wonderful person to your great time to take the fun and take a great time and enjoy the great day you will be a wonderful time for your parents and kids"

Looks like a word-for-word translation of a language, like Chinese.

[Strange]

Worth noting that the conference appears to be pretty bogus and the paper was written to humiliate the organisers.

 

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=29015

[geordief]

I knew the Cold War wasn't over.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spy_vs._Spy